Funny Friday

This cute boy says some things that are pretty darn funny. The other day, while he ate lunch with a friend, I overheard this conversation:

"Guess what? You know I have never-ending girlfriends? For reals. (Pause) But, all my girlfriends are boys."

Then, after taking a few more bites of his sandwich, he said, "My girlfriends can eat a whole entire city! Like giants!"

A little later (but still eating) he looked as his friend and said, "I am Batman and you can be Rockman!"

His friend didn't particularly like this idea and responded with, "No! Fine, now I'm never gonna trust you ever again!"

I love kids and love to hear how their little brains work--city-devouring giant girlfriends? Now, only a little boy would come up with that. . .